A collection of fun and satirical sayings to raise your eyebrows.
featuring
Moira Rose
Schitts Creek
“I do not think, therefore I do not am.”
— Philomena Cunk
“She’s right, if I were a guy…did I just say, ‘If I were a guy’?.”
— Chandler Bing, The One Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits
“Never let the bastards get you down.”
— Moira Rose
“Observe that the nose has been formed to bear spectacles - thus we have spectacles.”
— Voltaire, Candide
“I’ve interrupted a deep thought, haven’t I? I can see it growing smaller in your eyes.”
— Luna Lovegood
“I’ve already gone through the five stages of grieving: Denial, Anger…I don’t remember these two, but they were served on the rocks with salt!”
— Gilmore Girls
“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
— David Rose
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
— Steven Wright
“Oh egg and onion! It’s like you knew I was coming. Did ya?”
— Bad Sisters